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This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.
Word of the week
latibule (n.) A hiding place; somewhere no one could find you- a place of safety and comfort.
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
— (via ambermozo)
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan
Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.