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in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.
“ We’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have: something worth fighting for. ”
it really pisses me off that i can’t watch tv, listen to music, read a book and go on tumblr all at the same time
the worst things to ever happen to fashion:
- fake pockets
- making every single shirt see through
- seriously why does it have to be see through
- what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
- it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
- and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue
You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know.
Literature meme: 2/10 prose
- The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Mark Haddon (2003)
A lie is when you say something happened which didn’t happen. But there is only ever one thing which happened at a particular time and a particular place. And there are an infinite number of things which didn’t happen at that time and that place. And if I think about something which didn’t happen I start thinking about all the other things which didn’t happen.
For example, this morning for breakfast I had Ready Brek and some hot raspberry milkshake. But if I say that I actually had Shreddies and a mug of tea I start thinking about Coco-Pops and lemonade and Porridge and Dr Pepper and how I wasn’t eating my breakfast in Egypt and there wasn’t a rhinoceros in the room and Father wasn’t wearing a diving suit and so on and even writing this makes me feel shaky and scared, like I do when I’m standing on the top of a very tall building and there are thousands of houses and cars and people below me and my head is so full of all these things that I’m afraid that I’m going to forget to stand up straight and hang onto the rail and I’m going to fall over and be killed.
This is another reason why I don’t like proper novels, because they are lies about things which didn’t happen and they make me feel shaky and scared.
And this is why everything I have written here is true.
— The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Mark Haddon. (via the-library-and-step-on-it)
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time(via anamorphosis-and-isolate)
Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.
|Dumbledore:||The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students|
|Dumbledore:||Except for detention|
|Dumbledore:||Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest|
|Dumbledore:||Doesn't that make so much sense|
|Dumbledore:||I'm so good at rules|
|Dumbledore:||Ten points to Dumbledore|
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.